Roadside humour that’s better than your Christmas cracker jokes

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A police officer on patrol sees a car crawling along at just 22 miles per hour. The officer knows this can be as dangerous as a speeding car, so he puts on his lights and pulls the driver over. Inside the car are 4 old ladies and the 3 passengers are as white as ghosts. The driver, knowing she is not speeding asked the officer why she was pulled over. The police officer replies that she was driving way below the speed limit and it could be a danger to other drivers. The old lady insists she was doing exactly the speed limit and points to a nearby road sign. The officer explains that the number on the sign is the Route number, not the speed limit. Embarrassed, the driver thanked the officer for pointing out her error. Before he let her go the police officer enquired about the passengers as they seemed shaken up and hadn’t said a word. The driver said, “they’ll be fine in a few minutes officer, we’ve just come off Route 119!”

This double whammy is a blonde joke and a car joke in one.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde police officer asked to see the blonde driver’s licence. She rummaged through her handbag and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’ The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realise you were a police officer.”

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